thai_thai: myself as the bee queen (Default)
2015-09-04 01:00 am

[sticky entry] Sticky: WARNING

THIS IS MY BLOG SO THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME ON EVERYTHING OR YOU'RE A YT CISHET COLONIALIST SHITFUCK WEEABOO.
thai_thai: (ผีเสื้อ)
2015-10-02 08:00 pm

Damn, I love being me.

 Today, I thought about contacting Wordpress to request the suspension of my stalker's blog, but I decided against it, because it'll take way too much effort and I much prefer to spend my time wanking on twitter, cuddling with my thesaurus, and touching myself while thinking of genocide. 

Plus, leaving my stalker's blog up also other people to know how incredibly awesome I really am. I bet Amerikwans and Limeys read it with envy. 

I was a bit worn out, anyway. It took a lot of effort to CAPSLOCK RAGE about Teresa Nielsen Hayden and Fail Fandom Anon and how they're awful garbage so all my followers will feel sorry for me and buy my books. I mean, Teresa Nielsen Hayden is an ugly fat old hag with health problems and Fail Fandom Anon are a bunch of morons who are obviously just jealous of my elegant lifestyle, my refined taste, and my brilliant prose!

Secretly, though, I read Fail Fandom Anon, Laura Mixon, and TNH religiously to see when they mention me. I thrive on being hated, which is why I constantly bring it up on twitter, even though I pretend that I want to be positive. 
thai_thai: (waltz of the moon)
2015-10-01 11:30 am
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Weird things

 It's so weird that some Amerikans expect their kids to get jobs in high school and work through college. Or maybe to live at home while going to university. 

Why don't they just put their kids up in apartments like mine did and pay all their tuition?

That's so dysfunctional!

I just don't understand. Gosh, Amerikans are just so weird. 
thai_thai: (ผีเสื้อ)
2015-09-29 06:55 pm

CLASS PRIVILEGE IS NOT A THING

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING THAT MY STATUS AS A GAZILLIONAIRE GIVES ME SOME PRIVILEGE OVER ICKY POOR PEOPLE AND MIDDLE CLASS TWITS.

ALL OF THEM ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER KNOW HOW NICE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR OWN PRIVATE PLANE OR THE JOYS OF SPENDING 1,000,000 BAHT ON MAKEUP AND SKIN CARE.

ONLY AMERIKWANS AND, SOMETIMES, BRITS ARE OBSESSED WITH SOCIAL CLASS LIKE THIS. NO ONE ELSE IS. NO ONE IN THAILAND OR CHINA OR INDIA OR RUSSIA OR IRAQ RESENTS RICH PEOPLE. ONLY AMERIKWANS DO.
thai_thai: (like sweet clover to the honey bee)
2015-09-15 07:20 pm

OPPRESSION

TODAY I WENT TO AN APPLE STORE TO ANNOY THE EMPLOYEES THERE BY FLASHING MY ANDROID AND THOSE WHITE-IDENTIFYING BASTARDS TOLD ME TO LEAVE IF I WASN'T GOING TO MAKE A PURCHASE.

THIS IS OPPRESSION. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TROLL PEOPLE IRL THE SAME WAY I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TROLL PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND TELL THEM ABOUT MY TORTURE FANTASIES.

I'M ADDING ALL NAMES OF THOSE WHITE-IDENTIFYING BASTARDS TO THE VERY LONG-LIST OF PEOPLE I PLAN TO SUE. HERE'S MY COMPLETE LIST IF YOU'RE INTERESTED:

  • BUTCHER, JIM: for writing crappy books
  • CHAN, KYLIE: for being a weeaboo. 
  • GAIMAN, NEIL: for writing stuff I secretly still like even though he's a YT male oppressor
  • HARRIS, CHARLAINE: see "Butcher, Jim"
  • LINK'S QUEEN: see "Butcher, Jim." 
  • MANIJA, RACHEL: for criticizing me and implying that I'm a Nazi
  • MARTIN, GEORGE R. R.. : see "Gaiman, Neil"
  • M****, LAURA: for saying that I'm mean for trolling and stalking people
  • PON, CINDY: for writing Asian-themed fantasy that sells better than mine. er... I mean, being a bad writer
  • SPERRING, KARI: for devaluing my oppression