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Damn, I love being me.
Friday, 2 October 2015 08:00 pm Today, I thought about contacting Wordpress to request the suspension of my stalker's blog, but I decided against it, because it'll take way too much effort and I much prefer to spend my time wanking on twitter, cuddling with my thesaurus, and touching myself while thinking of genocide.
Plus, leaving my stalker's blog up also other people to know how incredibly awesome I really am. I bet Amerikwans and Limeys read it with envy.
I was a bit worn out, anyway. It took a lot of effort to CAPSLOCK RAGE about Teresa Nielsen Hayden and Fail Fandom Anon and how they're awful garbage so all my followers will feel sorry for me and buy my books. I mean, Teresa Nielsen Hayden is an ugly fat old hag with health problems and Fail Fandom Anon are a bunch of morons who are obviously just jealous of my elegant lifestyle, my refined taste, and my brilliant prose!
Secretly, though, I read Fail Fandom Anon, Laura Mixon, and TNH religiously to see when they mention me. I thrive on being hated, which is why I constantly bring it up on twitter, even though I pretend that I want to be positive.
Plus, leaving my stalker's blog up also other people to know how incredibly awesome I really am. I bet Amerikwans and Limeys read it with envy.
I was a bit worn out, anyway. It took a lot of effort to CAPSLOCK RAGE about Teresa Nielsen Hayden and Fail Fandom Anon and how they're awful garbage so all my followers will feel sorry for me and buy my books. I mean, Teresa Nielsen Hayden is an ugly fat old hag with health problems and Fail Fandom Anon are a bunch of morons who are obviously just jealous of my elegant lifestyle, my refined taste, and my brilliant prose!
Secretly, though, I read Fail Fandom Anon, Laura Mixon, and TNH religiously to see when they mention me. I thrive on being hated, which is why I constantly bring it up on twitter, even though I pretend that I want to be positive.
Weird things
Thursday, 1 October 2015 11:30 am It's so weird that some Amerikans expect their kids to get jobs in high school and work through college. Or maybe to live at home while going to university.
Why don't they just put their kids up in apartments like mine did and pay all their tuition?
That's so dysfunctional!
I just don't understand. Gosh, Amerikans are just so weird.
Why don't they just put their kids up in apartments like mine did and pay all their tuition?
That's so dysfunctional!
I just don't understand. Gosh, Amerikans are just so weird.
CLASS PRIVILEGE IS NOT A THING
Tuesday, 29 September 2015 06:55 pmI WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING THAT MY STATUS AS A GAZILLIONAIRE GIVES ME SOME PRIVILEGE OVER ICKY POOR PEOPLE AND MIDDLE CLASS TWITS.
ALL OF THEM ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER KNOW HOW NICE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR OWN PRIVATE PLANE OR THE JOYS OF SPENDING 1,000,000 BAHT ON MAKEUP AND SKIN CARE.
ONLY AMERIKWANS AND, SOMETIMES, BRITS ARE OBSESSED WITH SOCIAL CLASS LIKE THIS. NO ONE ELSE IS. NO ONE IN THAILAND OR CHINA OR INDIA OR RUSSIA OR IRAQ RESENTS RICH PEOPLE. ONLY AMERIKWANS DO.
ALL OF THEM ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER KNOW HOW NICE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR OWN PRIVATE PLANE OR THE JOYS OF SPENDING 1,000,000 BAHT ON MAKEUP AND SKIN CARE.
ONLY AMERIKWANS AND, SOMETIMES, BRITS ARE OBSESSED WITH SOCIAL CLASS LIKE THIS. NO ONE ELSE IS. NO ONE IN THAILAND OR CHINA OR INDIA OR RUSSIA OR IRAQ RESENTS RICH PEOPLE. ONLY AMERIKWANS DO.
